Happy birthday to me

[xp_roulette]

Home. I am 19 today.

And I have only a few words.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow son of a bitch OW OW.

Last year I got a bald Australian for my birthday, this year I get a bruise on my abdomen. I shall name him Wally. He smiles a little when I bend over.

Comments

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Is a bald Marius a good thing?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Yes. Because before that, there were dreadlocks.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Quite. I've been through something to the tune of three different sets of skin whilst at Xavier's. The baldness is better taken to signify my passage from Skin 2 to Skin 3. Whilst possessing certain assets, trust me when I say the loss was celebrated.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

I think this goes without saying, but... ew. That doesn't sound like it was fun for you at all. And now you don't even have any lips, but you do have the best Halloween costume EVER!

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Actually, hasn't it been four? There was the first one you regrew right after...prom? So that would be skin #2. Skin #2 fell off into your fetching incarnation of Skin #3. You molted Skin #3 right before my birthday. You are now on Skin #4.

And College Friend Marnie wonders why I start laughing hysterically whenever she says: "I can always depend on you Jennie, whenever I'm having a crisis with my boyfriend you're always so calm..."