Happy birthday to me

[xp_roulette]

Home. I am 19 today.

And I have only a few words.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow son of a bitch OW OW.

Last year I got a bald Australian for my birthday, this year I get a bruise on my abdomen. I shall name him Wally. He smiles a little when I bend over.

Comments

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think special doesn't even begin to explain it.

(I'm not sure if I should wish you're still on vicodin when I see you or wish you're off it)

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Nonsene, I am amazing and wonderful either way! Many have been blinded by my beautious countenance!

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Blinded, yes, but are we sure beauty is the right word to use?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Pfft. I'll have you know, I have rendered the boys on many occasions speechless. Even Marius is not immune, and he was stunned silent one memorable evening. I do believe it was my debut to the mansion as a blonde. As well as the blue shirt.

Do not underestimate the power of my charm and my decotage.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I'm not underestimating, I'm debating. There's a difference.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Methinks the lad doth need proof.

Check your phone.

(disclaimer since small children read this, I'm sending him pictures from New Years, perverts)

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Photos can be doctored.....

. . .

(Damn, and here I hoped you and Wally were getting risque for me)

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Check your phone again! :D

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Listening to my suggestions is never a good idea. Eventually you'll end up covered with googly eyes and have a pipe cleaner antler crown.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

That's Christmas. After eggnog. Loooots of eggnog.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Promises, promises.

I'm gonna make you that crown and have those googly eyes on hand now.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Yay! Awesome! You're my favoritest Southern, all-black-wearing, sculpture-making, guy-named-Kevin ever!

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

How convenient since I'm the only one and don't have any competition for the title at all.